“I have had unclean thoughts” Sister Sophie confuses. “I have also touched myself while thinking these thoughts”, she continues sheepishly. Will ten “Hail Mary’s” and ten “Our Fathers” do the trick? Will that be enough to cleanse and purify Sister Sophie? Mother Mistress Irony thinks not and adds her own flavor of punishment to the mix. She know how to absolve one of their sins and banish evil, literally.